Being called a "pastor" is so 2009. Goodbye "Senior Pastor" and hello "Creative Communal Coordinator." It's 2010 people, so get in the game! Thankfully, if you are not artsy or cool enough to think of a hipper title on your own, Mark Driscoll has compiled a helpful chart. It's as easy as 1, 2, 3. Make the change today! (I'm having way too much fun with this.) Here are a few of my combos:
Heartfelt Soul Conductor
Master Motivational Manager
Imaginative Happiness Honcho
Well, now it's your turn. Place a few of your favorite combos in the comment section.