After I woke Alora from her nap today, she noticed that I had a small icon of a dog on my shirt (the Aeropostale symbol). Then, the following conversation took place:
Alora: I don't like that dog.
Me: Why not?
Alora: Because it's small. I like Spicy cause she's big, and I want her to go to church with me.
Me: Yeah, your dog Spicy is big, but why do you want her to go to church?
Alora: So that she can play with me and read the Bible.
Me: Wow. Is there anything else you want her to do with you at church?
Alora: Eat baby goldfish.