11.08.2005

Neuticles!

(Begin sarcastic TV announcer voice) Has your dog recently been neutered? Has he been feeling like "half the dog he used to be?" Has his "self-esteem" been low? Don't you want him to be able to proudly lift his head again while he is playing with his friends? If so, then you should check out Neuticles! What are Neuticles? I am glad you asked! Neuticles are testicular implants that allow "your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering." Be sure to pick up a pair today! (End sarcastic TV announcer voice)

I own a dog. I buy him food and treats. But there is no way that I am going to spend $87 to $699 for a pair of Neuticles for my dog! (Oh, did I mention that you can also buy Neuticles for cats, horses, bulls, and people...okay, you can't buy them for people--yet.) Apparently, some people have too much money.

2 comments:

Amy said...

That is Hilarious. Honestly, I thought this was going to be a serious post, but I was mistakingly wrong. Is that a picture of Neuticles, cause I thought it was a picture of a fetus. And I agree I would NEVER spend that much money on Tozer no matter how much you love him.
LOve You

Travis said...

Crazy rich people. Speaking of Neuticles, I recently came across a photo of your cat's, umm, geniticular area, and I'm pretty sure you neuticle-ized him with the horse neuticles...